dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

ostracizedpoodle:

My teacher won’t email me back is this the friend zone


Me:  *heals self*
Enemy:  *heals self*
Me:  Whoa. Whoa.
Me:  What do you think you're doing?
Me:  I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me:  Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:  
Me:  
Me:  It's different when I do it.

irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god