andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

joyceanfartboner:

why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened

liquid-logic:

I want hot rough sex but also I want cute loving cuddles do you see my problem

why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone